Gobble-Gobble-Gobble: The Turkeys take revenge

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On Thanksgiving day many families eat Turkeys. These turkeys seem to be unnaturally large sometimes. Some turkeys are injected with growth hormones which make them grow larger. People tend to enjoy eating larger turkeys, because there is more to eat.

For the fun of imagination, let’s say that one of the growth hormones caused a genetic mutation in the one the turkeys, and their strength and brain capacity was increased dramatically. Then they might give birth to a bunch of mutant ninja turkeys. So this one turkey runs into the woods. The farmer is wondering what happened to one of his turkeys, but he doesn’t care;his friend just gave him all of all of his turkeys for free.

After many years of mutated turkeys secretly existing and multiplying, we have an army of strong, angry, large, smart turkeys trying to get avenge their species. They have decided to attack us humans and eat us for dinner on their holiday known as Turkey Memorial Day. To remind you, the humans don’t know about this species of mutated turkeys. People continue eating turkeys on Thanksgiving day which is also Turkey Memorial Day.

One Thanksgiving day, turkeys on families’ plates jumped up before they could be cooked. They chased people around their houses and captured them in nets. Then the turkeys took the humans to their headquarters. The humans were out over the fire, cooked, and eaten. This happened for three more Thanksgivings until humans all over the world conceded to the turkeys. They wrote a treaty stating that humans would never bother another turkey again. All the turkeys on farms were then freed.

After the treaty, nobody ever saw turkeys again. After a few generations humans even forgot what turkeys were, except for the government and scientists, who were still looking for methods of putting a turkey on the dinner table again.

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2 comments

  1. Mutant ninja turkeys! Yikes! We raised three of our own turkeys one year, and when it came time to kill them, each weighed approximately 35 pounds. Those were some huge turkeys!

    1. Those must be pretty big turkeys. Well, you never know what a mad scientist could do. They could make an experiment of mutant turkeys, and the project could get out of hand.

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